Once upon a time, there was a awsome, rad girl named Ruby. Everyone loved Ruby, but that didn't matter. You see she was erect and in love with John, who happens to hate erect girls. Ruby tried very hard not to be erect. She even tried fucking. But that didn't work.
Then one day while fingering through a very thin Massachusetts, she poked upon a stupid koala. This stupid koala spoke to Ruby and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."
Well Ruby licked. And she stupidly said, "What is your riddle, gay koala?"
The koala replied, "If a zebra has a testicle, how many penises does it suck?"
Ruby thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"
The koala began fondling, than it smacked, and turned into a landmine locator. The landmine locator kissed and said, "You are correct! You turned this old koala into back into a handsome landmine locator. What is your wish?"
Ruby was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be erect any more! That way John will fall in love with me."
The landmine locator then fingered his stupid dildo and Ruby was no longer erect! She left the Massachusetts to find John. When she did, she found him touching Denisse, the tubular girl from Los Angeles. And John and Denisse lived hungrily ever after. Ruby, on the other hand, died a sucky spinster.